Bringing Love Straight to Your Doorstep!
At Noir Cats, we specialize in matching you with the perfect black cat companion. Whether you're looking for a playful kitten, a regal adult, or a wise senior cat, we've got the purr-fect match waiting for you.
The purrrfect match
Adopt a black cat today, and discover just how easy it is to become happy.
Are you ready for True Love?
Are you ready to add a touch of mystery and elegance to your life? Look no further than Noir Cats your premier and only online service for adopting a black cat, delivered directly to your door!
While we can’t guarantee that your new feline friend will bring you supernatural luck, we can promise a lifetime of purrs, snuggles, and that undeniable charm that only a black cat can offer.
2. Schedule Your Delivery.
Pick a date and time that works for you, and we'll handle the rest
* Worldwide delivery to your doorstep by our Victorian coachmen
Testimonials from Happy Black Cat Owners:
Alice, 34
"My existence finally has meaning!"
"My life used to be an emotional desert. Nothing seemed to have a purpose... until I adopted Midnight. Now, I wake up every morning with a new mission: to cater to his every whim. I thought I was free, but I’ve discovered I was born to be his devoted servant. Each day, I find a new way to prove my loyalty, and in return, he rewards me with a condescending glance and a barely audible purr. I’ve found inner peace... or rather, it found me, in the form of a black furball."
Edgar P. , 41
"I was blind, but now I see, and I write poetry!"
"I was a dull, invisible man, a mere pawn in life’s grand chessboard. But since Shadow entered my life, everything has changed. He opened my eyes to the beauty of the world—or at least to the beauty of his food bowl. Now, I write poems about the softness of his fur, the grace of his movements, and the way he tolerates me in his living space. Who would have thought I’d one day be moved to tears by the perfection of a cat licking his paw?"
You Want
a Black Cat!
Don’t miss the chance to bring a bit of mystery and a lot of love into your life. Get ready to welcome a little magic into your home.
Can’t Wait Any Longer?
We regret to inform you that, as enchanting as it may sound, our black cat delivery service by Victorian coachmen does not actually exist.
However, we encourage you to visit your local animal shelters, where many wonderful black cats are waiting for a home. Adopting a black cat not only saves a life but also brings a loyal and affectionate companion into yours. We hope you’ll consider giving one of these beautiful creatures a forever home.
